thirteencarrots:

mingyu (185 cm): literally a goofy, big, puppy with bad hygiene, he is memegyu, king of eating

wonwoo (180 cm): fluffy…shy….sweater paws…won’t hurt a fly but is always judging (mostly mingyu, tbh), real live bias-wrecker 

jun (180 cm): big greaseball, when asked who the visuals were in seventeen, he listed his name 9 different ways 

hoshi (178 cm): honest and noisy and talented and funny, tried to name the fandom mounteen, hoshi you have sinned, also your jokes aren’t funny

dk (178 cm): mood-maker and always cheerful…when he goes inside korea gets dark outside

s.coups (177 cm): does aegyo way too much, is a 40 year old dad who makes dad jokes, tries to swag but it’s hard, the swag life is hard

joshua (176 cm): jisoos christ, kind, food-loving, religious guy who is also guitar-loving

vernon (176 cm): self-referring as 4d, that one time on smtm4 that we don’t talk about, is rly shy and a v good kid 

jeonghan (175 cm): angel on earth, mild personality but can be demanding and kind of lame tbh he is lame

the8 (175 cm): cinnamon roll on the surface, badass savage punk actually deep inside, he doesn’t take shit from jun 

seungkwan (172 cm): sassy diva, boonon, loves his mom but also hates aegyo with a passion and will drop kick you if you do aegyo like he did to dk 

dino (167 cm): he is a smol child, but is sulky and pouty and also biggest michael jackson fan ever, dance level over 9000

woozi (165 cm): according to the PD, he doesn’t need to do aegyo, he is aegyo, but actually he will hurt you, he will hit you with a guitar, he laughs at your pain, adore u is a funky pop song with fresh and fun lyrics that match seventeen’s age along with an addictive melody 

did this for the research,, they say the shorter you are the closer to hell you are, this is true goodbYE 

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